Marry Quotes

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to marry.

The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

I'm terrible at relationships. I consider myself to be smart and a good mother but it's taken me this long to realise you don't have to marry a guy after three days or dump him.

The number one secret of being a successful writer is this: marry an English major.

One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny.

If the woman in my life, the one that I felt I loved enough to want to marry, loved my children, I'd know then that her love for me was deeper than I could hope for.

Art is vice. You don't marry it legitimately, you rape it.

The very purpose of the Bill of Rights and the Constitution is to protect minority rights against majority voters. Every court decision that strikes down discriminatory legislation, including past Supreme Court decisions, affirming the fundamental rights to marry the person you love, overrules a majority decision.

When I was a kid, my dream was to be a farmer and marry Charlie Brown. I wanted to rescue him and make him happy. Besides, he was always lusting after the little redhead girl.

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.

Rock Hudson let his gay agent marry him off to his secretary because he didn't want people to get the right idea.

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

In our monogamous part of the world, to marry means to halve one's rights and double one's duties.

The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.

I think that men know how to romance a woman and most do it well, at least for a time, otherwise women wouldn't marry them. The problem is that most of them begin to rest on their laurels.

I've never quite understood why people marry; marriage is just an invented structure.

If you marry the wrong person for the wrong reasons, then no matter how hard you work, it's never going to work, because then you have to completely change yourself, completely change them, completely - by that time, you're both dead.

In the winter I separate, in the summer I marry. It's been 15 years since I've been getting married every year.

People don't think about the fact that when Barack Obama's parents had him - it was illegal for them to be married in several states in this country. So if we start making it okay that certain people can marry and other people can't, it's a slippery slope of civil rights. Who knows who is going to be allowed to marry or not marry next.

And I would like to marry and have more children. I would like to try and do it right.

People should have the choice to be able to live where they want to live, go to school where they want to go to school, marry whoever they want to marry regardless of what their complexion is and so forth.

Things really began to move for us. In 1953 I could afford to marry Doreen.

If you want your writing to be taken seriously, don't marry and have kids, and above all, don't die. But if you have to die, commit suicide. They approve of that.

Girls marry for love. Boys marry because of a chronic irritation that causes them to gravitate in the direction of objects with certain curvilinear properties.

On her son Rene: Oh my God, when he's 20 years old what's going to happen to me? I'm gonna marry him.

I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.