Loser Quotes

You know, I've done this show for six years, and this could be the first time that I had a person that actually got no points, and I think it's a damn fine way to go out. I thought I was a loser until you walked up here; you made me feel like a man.

Let me show you how it's done... Loser!

I've been actually really very pleased to see how much awareness was raised around bullying, and how deeply it affects everyone. You know, you don't have to be the loser kid in high school to be bullied. Bullying and being picked on comes in so many different forms.

Part of me suspects that I'm a loser, and the other part of me thinks I'm God Almighty.

But I did have two months off between Loser and the start of Prozac Nation. So, it was supposed to be Jason time, right? My time to enjoy myself away from movies.

You learn how to be a gracious winner and an outstanding loser.

To be a good loser is to learn how to win.

Show me a guy who can't pitch inside and I'll show you a loser.

A loser doesn't know what he'll do if he loses, but talks about what he'll do if he wins, and a winner doesn't talk about what he'll do if he wins, but knows what he'll do if he loses.

I'm a loser on Sunday. Yeah, I'm a couch potato. I get up and try and eat and then back on the couch. And watch anything.

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes.

Over the last several years, I've passed defunding Planned Parenthood, the sonogram bill, voter ID. I passed the TSA anti-groping bill, sanctuary cities, loser pay, border security, and the toughest Jessica's law in the entire nation against sexual predators.

I was a loser in high school.

When I was a kid, my mother told me that if you could not be a good loser, then there's no way you could be a good winner.

If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.

Mexico doesn't deserve what has happened to us. A democratic change is urgent, a change that will permit us to stop being a loser country.

Do you really believe that the Lord Jesus Christ, the Lord of glory, plans to be a loser in history?

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?

Every dad who loves his daughter is not going to want her to go with the penniless slacker loser poet bum, when she could go out with someone who's successful.

If you're still in a bar when the lights go on, you are a loser.

I felt like a loser. I was unhappy as a child most of the time. We were terribly poor and I hated my size.

It used to be that I was always paranoid or a loser or something so there's usually something that you seem to associate yourself with at one time or another.

I have probably purchased fifty 'hot tips' in my career, maybe even more. When I put them all together, I know I am a net loser.

Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot.

He was a degenerate gambler. That is, a man who gambled simply to gamble and must lose. As a hero who goes to war must die. Show me a gambler and I'll show you a loser, show me a hero and I'll show you a corpse.

You have a winner and a loser and that doesn't bother me, I am man enough to accept that.

Show me an elitist, and I'll show you a loser.

So I made a request. I said to the writers, I have a minor request that I just want to play a loser.

To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets.