Liar Quotes

The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.

When I was a little boy, they called me a liar, but now that I am grown up, they call me a writer.

I am such a bad liar. I would like to lie, though.

"Let God be true but every man a liar" is the language of true faith.

To be a liar, you've got to have a great memory, and I don't have a memory.

I believe I am a person with unusual talents. I think I'd be a liar or stupid if I were to deny that.

The heart never grows better by age; I fear rather worse, always harder. A young liar will be an old one, and a young knave will only be a greater knave as he grows older.

I am what I am and I'm a horrible liar. I can't do it. I'm just very candid.

A liar begins with making falsehood appear like truth, and ends with making truth itself appear like falsehood.

I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar!

I would be a liar if I said it wouldn't be lovely and soothing - that's the word - to have a hit single or a hit album.

I knew when I grew up, I always wanted to be a liar, and if you're in television, you're lying because you're just pretending to be yourself much like I'm doing now.

A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.

Growing up with three brothers and three sisters, I was the storyteller of the family... what my mother called 'The Liar.'

Do not consider it proof just because it is written in books, for a liar who will deceive with his tongue will not hesitate to do the same with his pen.

I'm a bad liar; I don't know what to say backstage.

Anyone who says they're not afraid at the time of a hurricane is either a fool or a liar, or a little bit of both.

The poet is a liar who always speaks the truth.

Look at the coded language the Right is using against President Barack Obama. Openly calling him a liar in Congress, saying he is 'not a Christian, he was not born here, he is not one of us.' That makes addressing such issues trickier for the first African-American in the White House.

To be able to write a play a man must be sensitive, imaginative, naive, gullible, passionate; he must be something of an imbecile, something of a poet, something of a liar, something of a damn fool.

Men should pledge themselves to nothing; for reflection makes a liar of their resolution.

Anybody who claims to read the entire paper every day is either the world's fastest reader or the world's biggest liar.

One can be absolutely truthful and sincere even though admittedly the most outrageous liar. Fiction and invention are of the very fabric of life.

The day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself. All we need is another liar... I think he'd like to run, but it would be a sad day for the country if he does.

I'm a really bad liar.

It is cycling as a professional sport that represents the problem. It can transform someone into a liar.

If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.

I'm getting better now, but I used to be incredibly awkward with girls. I think any guy who says 'I've never had an awkward moment with a girl' is a liar.

Hey, I fool the camera. I'm a liar, a magician.