Kids Quotes

My kids are so much better parent than I was.

It's not like it's hard to be decent and respectful and well-behaved. I do wait in line, and I do take the subway, and I do do my own grocery shopping, and I do take the kids to school.

When I saw the first I couldn't believe I was in another great movie that would be made into a trilogy. This movie is quite visible and I think it will stand the test of time. I think kids and parents will love this movie for a long time.

The most important thing we stressed is that we want those kids to be productive citizens.

Enrolling your child in a recreational sport sponsored by your neighborhood recreation community centers is a great way to keep kids active.

Kids are pretty brutal.

I'm aware that not all kids can pick up and fly to Panama. I'm very lucky.

My kids don't watch any TV, but they watch videos and films. I'm sure they watch it at friends' houses.

I've got a wife, four kids, a business, and a baseball career.

College kids, don't be taking examples from me.

I have an enormous family because I'm from Montreal and my family's Catholic, so my dad has eight siblings and they all have kids and we all grew up in the same property on weekends and summers.

When I'm on tour, I'm in a new city every single night, and the energy and the crowds and the kids and the screaming and them knowing every single word of my music and being onstage is such an energetic feeling with a big payoff.

Kids are always asked, What are you going to be when you grow up? I needed an answer. So instead of saying, a fireman, or a policeman, I said, a reporter.

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

I have two kids, career and I travel, and I don't think my life is any different than most couples. The most valuable commodity now for many people is time and how to parcel that out.

Language is always evolving. It's difficult to read Shakespeare now because language has shifted. Similarly, kids these days can get to the point really quick in about 140 characters or less because of these new tools.

The only thing I can't do is hear. I can drive, I have a life with four kids, I work on TV, I do movies, so the deafness question, is it that they want to know because, what? Not sure.

The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have fun and put it in a different way.

Now is the one time in my life I can be 100% selfish. I'm not married; I don't have kids; I can focus on my career.

I won't go into detail but this animated one, the story line is very cool and the kids seem to love it.

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.

There are some scary statistics out there: one in five kids aged 10-17 have received a sexual solicitation or approach via the Internet.

I think Shrek makes an effect in older people. And there are many things in the movie that you saw that are not for kids. Kids would not understand certain things.

I thoroughly enjoy working with kids, whether it's The First Tee or the lesson tee with my grandkids.

People say their weight is genetic. But it turns out that people who are overweight don't just have overweight kids. They also have overweight pets. That's not genetic.

I do most of my work with kids. They are the very foundation of our future. We are so incredibly disrespectful to them in America in every way because they can't vote.

Proper school nutrition must be complemented by activities outside of the cafeteria. The decisions parents make to keep their kids healthy are critical in fighting this battle on the home front.

We hung out on the streets, played stickball, and did all of the things that other kids did.

I'm gonna put a curse on you and all your kids will be born completely naked.

The best part of my life is having my kids.