Husbands Quotes

The husbands, who sometimes have another family who's grown, are going, Now I can spend time with my baby. Oh yeah, I bet your other family is really thrilled.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.

I never saved my money. Whenever I worked in the past, I would spend it on my family or my husbands.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

Make women rational creatures, and free citizens, and they will quickly become good wives; - that is, if men do not neglect the duties of husbands and fathers.

I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men.

Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands.

I'm always amazed when young women who are having babies want their husbands to watch the babies come out. I would never allow anything like that.

Women must not shout back when their husbands come home and shout at them for any reason.

I don't have any gnawing guilt over contributing to any unhappiness suffered by my husbands. They were as much to blame as I was.

A woman asking "Am I good? Am I satisfied?" is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.

A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands. But a mother's love endures through all.

With two leftover husbands to account for, my wicked soul has just about shriveled and died.

Women may give lip service to wanting husbands who take on an equal role in raising children, but many will pull rank when an important decision, like how to discipline or what baby sitter to hire, has to be made.

The faults of husbands are often caused by the excess virtues of their wives.

When husbands and fathers leave, their wives and daughters tend to value themselves less as a result.

A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood.

If women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier and also a good deal more foolish.

The implication that women work for pin money and can manage on a worse pension, presumably by relying on husbands, riles. But even more galling for women is that few government ministers seem to even appreciate the value of the work they do.

All poets' wives have rotten lives Their husbands look at them like knives.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

I would like not only to have a successful band, but I want to have children, a home, and a husband. Two or three. Children, not husbands!!!

The divine right of husbands, like the divine right of kings, may, it is hoped, in this enlightened age, be contested without danger.

I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.

Ah! how annoying that the law doesn't allow a woman to change husbands just as one does shirts.

My observation is that women are merely waiting for their husbands to assume leadership.