Husbands Quotes

Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands.

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed.

Without husbands, women have to focus on earning more. They work longer hours, they're willing to relocate and they're more likely to choose higher-paying fields like technology.

I don't have any gnawing guilt over contributing to any unhappiness suffered by my husbands. They were as much to blame as I was.

Irish women are always carrying water on their heads, and always carrying their husbands home from pubs. Such things are the greatest posture-builders in the world.

A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands. But a mother's love endures through all.

The faults of husbands are often caused by the excess virtues of their wives.

I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out.

The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.

The husbands, who sometimes have another family who's grown, are going, Now I can spend time with my baby. Oh yeah, I bet your other family is really thrilled.

All poets' wives have rotten lives Their husbands look at them like knives.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.

I never saved my money. Whenever I worked in the past, I would spend it on my family or my husbands.

Make women rational creatures, and free citizens, and they will quickly become good wives; - that is, if men do not neglect the duties of husbands and fathers.

I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.

I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men.

I'm always amazed when young women who are having babies want their husbands to watch the babies come out. I would never allow anything like that.

Women must not shout back when their husbands come home and shout at them for any reason.

When husbands and fathers leave, their wives and daughters tend to value themselves less as a result.

A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood.

A woman asking "Am I good? Am I satisfied?" is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.

With two leftover husbands to account for, my wicked soul has just about shriveled and died.

Families are great murderers of the creative impulse, particularly husbands.

Women may give lip service to wanting husbands who take on an equal role in raising children, but many will pull rank when an important decision, like how to discipline or what baby sitter to hire, has to be made.

The implication that women work for pin money and can manage on a worse pension, presumably by relying on husbands, riles. But even more galling for women is that few government ministers seem to even appreciate the value of the work they do.

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

Husbands and wives generally understand when opposition will be vain.

If women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier and also a good deal more foolish.