Humour Quotes

I like men with quick wit, good conversation and a great sense of humour. I love banter. I want a man to like me for me - I want him to be authentic.

I definitely try to mix humour into anything I do, even if it is into a drama.

Humour is a great vehicle for getting a message across. If you get too serious, you could die of starch.

When I was nine I spent a lot of my time reading books about the history of comedy, or listening to the Goons or Hancock, humour from previous generations.

From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour.

I enjoy humour more than anything, I don't really sit around banging my head and crying all the time.

While the eyes of the world will be on us let's show everyone that we have a great sense of humour.

It seems to me that humour is everybody's way of keeping sane and standing off from the situations so that they can see it intellectually, as well as emotionally, and I don't know whether you've noticed, but if somebody tells a joke, it's nearly always a mini fantasy.

I think that London is very much like that. I find there's humour in the air and people are interesting. And I think that it's a place which is constantly surprising. The worst thing about it? I think it can be smug and aggressive.

I don't want to sound facetious, but humour is the key to the soul. You know what I mean?

No man can be an agnostic who has a sense of humour.

The hall-mark of American humour is its pose of illiteracy.

The genius of the Spanish people is exquisitely subtle, without being at all acute; hence there is so much humour and so little wit in their literature.

My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.

For me, compatibility is a sense of humour, being able to laugh together; that is very important.

I identify with this guy's frustration and inability to control his fury at moments. I even identify with the way that this guy covers up a lot with humour. So yeah, it's interesting.

If any man, out of an humour, should turn all his Estate into Money, and keep it dead, he would soon be sensible of Poverty growing upon him, whilst he is eating out of the quick stock.

Every culture loves scatological humour. That's always a favourite.

My father and I had a good relationship, it was very relaxed. He had a lot of humour. He looked a little bit like me, although he had no beard. He had the appearance of a very elegant British-looking man.

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humour.

I think it's like music for the sake of music, and a lot of the words stem from liking music a lot, wanting to be a good band and having a good sense of humour, and living in a situation where we're free to pretty much do what we want.

So I wrote what I hoped would be science fiction, I was not at all sure if what I wrote would be acceptable even. But I don't say that I consciously wrote with humour. Humour is a part of you that comes out.

Inevitably you're going to be delayed somewhere. Always have a book. Always have a movie. Always have a notebook. And then always have a sense of humour.

Among all kinds of Writing, there is none in which Authors are more apt to miscarry than in Works of Humour, as there is none in which they are more ambitious to excel.

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.

Humour is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

Mixing humour and harsh reality is a very human behaviour, it's the way people stay sane in their daily lives.

According as the man is, so must you humour him.

Prudent people are very happy; 'tis an exceeding fine thing, that's certain, but I was born without it, and shall retain to my day of Death the Humour of saying what I think.

Apparently, I have a totally different sense of humour.