Humor Quotes

If I ever have sex with someone I might be able to develop a sense of humor.

Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.

I am a great believer that what makes our show different is the humor.

Throughout history, great leaders have known the power of humor.

Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your picture gray, and your picture will always be bleak. Try adding some bright colors to the picture by including humor, and your picture begins to lighten up.

You see, that's another thing that my parents gave me: an enormously great sense of humor.

I met Woz when I was 13, at a friend's garage. He was about 18. He was, like, the first person I met who knew more electronics than I did at that point. We became good friends, because we shared an interest in computer and we had a sense of humor. We pulled all kinds of pranks together.

A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.

Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.

Men love it. They have a sense of humor, whereas a lot of women are threatened or just don't get it.

People of humor are always in some degree people of genius.

It's odd how violence and humor so often go together, isn't it?

I think the scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor.

If one tends to be a humorous person and you have a sense of humor the rest of your life then you can certainly lighten the load, I think, by bringing that to your trials and tribulations. It's easy to have a sense of humor when everything is going well.

When humor goes, there goes civilization.

My dad's sense of humor was direct and sometimes surreal - his quick wit is well known amongst our family and friends. He raised me on Spike Jones records and W.C. Fields movies, and his sense of humor fell somewhere in between.

The best scary movies have great humor in them and a great story.

I never worry about people not taking my work seriously as a result of the humor. In the end, the comic's best trick is the illusion that comedy is effortless. That people imagine what he's doing is easy is an occupational hazard.

I think humor is important for all of us, and a great comedian is a great treasure.

My stories are very somber, so I think I need the comic ingredient. Besides, life has so much humor.

I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a lot of friends on the cross country team that had great senses of humor.

Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.

I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in the early '70s, most of the humor was political. The smart humor was political satire.

You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity.

Incongruity, they say, is one of the main ingredients of humor. Maybe it's because everybody can feel superior to me. I honestly don't know.

If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, you've created a special little thing, and that's what I'm looking for, because if you get pompous, you lose everything.

I like to deal with EVERY aspect of our condition, and that means terror and humor in equal mix. Some books have more room for humor than others.

It never seems to occur to some people, that, like beauty, a sense of humor may sometimes be fatal.

One of the things that binds us as a family is a shared sense of humor.