Her Quotes

I would even go to Washington, which is saying something for me, just to glimpse Jane Q. Public, being sworn in as the first female president of the United States, while her husband holds the Bible and wears a silly pill box hat and matching coat.

Marilyn Monroe wasn't even her real name, Charles Manson isn't his real name, and now, I'm taking that to be my real name. But what's real? You can't find the truth, you just pick the lie you like the best.

Ideally, couples need three lives; one for him, one for her, and one for them together.

She comes from the Midwest. She had me at a very young age and raised me on her own. She's a very hard worker.

I told myself after 2008 that I was done for good. But they say you can't keep a gymnast away from her sport.

There may be a better one somewhere, but I haven't caught her at it.

A sensible woman should be guided by her head when taking a husband, and by her heart when taking a lover.

I didn't know I was compared to Elizabeth Montgomery, but I think that I'm in very good company with her.

We will look upon the earth and her sister planets as being with us, not for us. One does not rape a sister.

When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks.

Once I was walking from The Mercer in New York - because otherwise I don't walk anywhere - and this woman paparazzo who was following me fell over a fire hydrant and her whole tooth went through her lip. I leant over her, saying, 'Are you all right?' and she was still taking pictures.

The curtains would open and it would be just her standing in some ludicrous pose, like Aphrodite.

I am not the kind of woman who excuses her mistakes while reminding us of what used to be.

My mother is looking forward to it even more than me! I'll be showing her the bright lights of New York.

Victoria was just as much in love with me as I was with her. We could not bear to be apart for a single second. We were like two lovers shipwrecked on a desert island. There was no world outside our love.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

There is nothing wrong with America that faith, love of freedom, intelligence, and energy of her citizens cannot cure.

I remember my mother had this deck of cards that her mother had given her and that she passed on to me. It was a gypsy tarot deck that I used to carry everywhere.

But I couldn't draw as fast as she requested. Thus, I tried to create the worst abomination of a comic that I could, so as to make her not want comics anymore. That abomination, my friends, was Happy Noodle Boy.

A woman would rather visit her own grave than the place where she has been young and beautiful after she is aged and ugly.

A friend of mine, now retired, was then a major exec at a major bank, and one of her jobs, the last four years, was the farewell interview.

Amanda Bynes and I have become close since filming 'Hairspray.' It's so weird because I grew up watching her.

She goes on the set with headphones and gives you notes. She's terrific and I always run to her now, because she is just great to work with, as well as very good at different accents.

I go outside, and I'm wearing a funky T-shirt and my hair is dirty, and people say, 'What's wrong with her? She needs to invest in a hairbrush.'

My mother wanted me off her hands. She was a working woman. She designed clothes, and she was a celebrity collector. It's my mother's ambition to be a celebrity.

No mother would ever willingly sacrifice her sons for territorial gain, for economic advantage, for ideology.

We meet before the movie and she gives you charts with sounds on them and makes a tape of examples. While they are setting up the scene, I go with her to the trailer and we go through the scene and correct the speech.

There is no lonelier man in death, except the suicide, than that man who has lived many years with a good wife and then outlived her. If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it.

Fortune pays you sometimes for the intensity of her favors by the shortness of their duration. She soon tires of carrying any one long on her shoulders.

A forty-year-old woman is only something to men who have loved her in her youth.