Heaven Quotes

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

HIV does not make people dangerous to know, so you can shake their hands and give them a hug: Heaven knows they need it.

Lower your expectations of earth. This isn't heaven, so don't expect it to be.

Marriage is the mother of the world. It preserves kingdoms, and fills cities and churches, and heaven itself.

God did not intend the human family to be wafted to heaven on flowery beds of ease.

If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time.

Thine eyes are springs in whose serene And silent waters heaven is seen. Their lashes are the herbs that look On their young figures in the brook.

If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven.

A Boss in Heaven is the best excuse for a boss on earth, therefore If God did exist, he would have to be abolished.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Hawaii can be heaven and it can be hell.

Heaven is what we spend our lives trying to find.

Trees are Earth's endless effort to speak to the listening heaven.

If we should ever get to Heaven, we shall find nobody to reproach us for being black, or for being slaves.

Thank Heaven, the sun has gone in, and I don't have to go out and enjoy it.

Music is God's gift to man, the only art of Heaven given to earth, the only art of earth we take to Heaven.