God Quotes

Perhaps we would do well to listen to the likes of Rabbi Harold Kushner, who contends that God is not really as powerful as we have claimed.

It's always nice when you do something and it's well received as opposed to the other way which God knows happens to everybody. When the good times come around, you take a deep breath, appreciate it, but not take it too seriously.

If God treats you well by teaching you a disastrous lesson, you never forget it.

All civil rulers, as such, are the ordinance and ministers of God; and they are all, by the nature of their office, and in their respective spheres and stations, bound to consult the public welfare.

I'm terribly sad about Farrah's passing. She was incredibly brave, and God will be welcoming her with open arms.

I rely on guns for protection in life. God does not say, 'This is la-la land.' God doesn't say, 'Welcome to Earth. Everything's perfect. There's no crime. There's no murder. There's no death.' The world is imperfect, and you have to be on guard.

Hey bands, you're all welcome to fly me to some exotic location and I'll record you there, Y'know that right? You don't have to come to this God forsaken place. Hope I can visit you all in Australia one of these days that would be hot! We'll talk again soon.

Humans: become atheists each and all! God will nevertheless welcome you with all his heart!

I'm actually an evil bastard in real life. Fark allows me to vent weirdness. Thank god for that, too.

I haven't had that many weird encounters with fans, thank God.

You know, God has some really weird kids, and I find it hard to be in their company most of the time.

God places the heaviest burden on those who can carry its weight.

To be totally honest, if I could be thinner without it causing a lot of pain and anxiety in my life, I would be. But today the reality is my life is more important to me than my weight - and thank God for that.

When my babe was born, they said it was premature. It weighed only four pounds; but God let it live.

You see your peers weighing 80 pounds and you think, 'Oh, my God, I've got to be 80 pounds or I'll fail.'

God is patient with us to become the God's children he wants us to be but you really can see him weeping.

I thought, 'My God, I'm gonna make $15,000 a week for 13 weeks.' What would I do with that kind of money? You know, I had never seen anything like that before in my life.

The way to be with God in every season is to strive to be near Him every week and each day.

Each week, from a different point of view, you get another look at God, and that's exciting to me.

God only knows what else is on the web about me.

For support, I fall back on my heart. Has a man any fault a woman cannot weave with and try to change into something better, if the god her man prays to is a mother holding a baby?

When the unwelcome little unborn shall have seen the light my brain will be lightened, and I shall have a clearer mind. Thank God that even this weary nine months shall come to an end and leave me in possession of my own body and my own soul.

The robe of flesh wears thin, and with the years God shines through all things.

God, for example, appealed to me as a beardless man wearing a quilted silk cap; holiness was something burning, forbidding, something connected with fire while a day had the form of an oblong box.

I don't think God cares if I wear nail polish or not. I don't think that's a deal breaker for him.

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.

God, I hope I wear this jersey forever.

When you face the perils of weariness, carelessness, and confusion, don't pray for an easier life. Pray instead to be a stronger man or woman of God.

Even Kings and emperors with heaps of wealth and vast dominion cannot compare with an ant filled with the love of God.

Pray to God that your attachment to such transitory things as wealth, name, and creature comforts may become less and less every day.