God Quotes

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

I'm so single. It's funny. I'm usually a relationship girl. I love being in love and having a partner in crime. But it's good to be your own partner in crime. God, that makes me sound like I have multiple-personality disorder.

As told in Friendship with God, if we simply decided to believe and act as if first, we're all one, and second, life is eternal, it would render virtually everything we've done all our lives pointless.

I have lost my seven best friends, which is to say God has had mercy on me seven times without realizing it. He lent a friendship, took it from me, sent me another.

I'm calling my book series the 'with God series.' And this next 'with God' book is Friendship with God, which comes out in November. This books challenges us to bring about the end of 'better' on this planet.

Sincere friendship towards God, in all who believe him to be properly an intelligent, willing being, does most apparently, directly, and strongly incline to prayer; and it no less disposes the heart strongly to desire to have our infinitely glorious.

For prayer is nothing else than being on terms of friendship with God.

God will forgive me. It's his job.

Forgiveness is God's command.

God pardons like a mother, who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness.

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness.

God's forgiveness is the only thing. And, well, I take full responsibility for the adultery. It was my fault and, you know, no matter what went on, the man has to take responsibility; and I do.

Well, I've never left my faith - but have I made a lot of mistakes? But was I fortunate that I was brought up in that Pentecostal church, where I heard about God's love and God's forgiveness.

Forgiveness is not a feeling - it's a decision we make because we want to do what's right before God. It's a quality decision that won't be easy and it may take time to get through the process, depending on the severity of the offense.

I say grace. I'm a big believer in grace. I happen to believe in a God that made all the food and so I'm pretty grateful for that and I thank him for that. But I'm also thankful for the people that put the food on the table.

Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.

God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest.

Food should be raw, just the way God intended it!

Well mine is not gimmicky - it is the 6 food groups that God made, and exercising every day. Trying to think positively.

It is easier to have faith that God will support each House of Hospitality and Farming Commune and supply our needs in the way of food and money to pay bills, than it is to keep a strong, hearty, living faith in each individual around us - to see Christ in him.

Liver is my number one most hated food. Oh, God, I get sick talking about it!

Now both my films have been number one at the Australian box office and it took about two years just to get the finance for this film, so if it's hard for me then God help everyone else.

Pray in your family daily, that yours may be in the number of the families who call upon God.

I stay in tune with my family and God.

God did not intend the human family to be wafted to heaven on flowery beds of ease.

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them.

All the laws and legislation in the world will never heal this world like the loving hearts and arms of mothers and fathers. If every child could drift to sleep feeling wrapped in the love of their family - and God's love - this world would be a far more gentle and better place.