All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. Jane Wagner
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. Jane Wagner
When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself. Jane Wagner
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential? Jane Wagner
A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?
The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you. Jane Wagner
The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.
I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you. Jane Wagner
I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. Jane Wagner
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool. Jane Wagner
The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
