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I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.

You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead!

When you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, 'Certainly I can!' Then get busy and find out how to do it.

I find that the very things that I get criticized for, which is usually being different and just doing my own thing and just being original, is the very thing that's making me successful.

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure.

If I get married, it's something you really have to work at. It's hard enough to work at having a relationship with best friends and girls that are in the business.

In scientific work, those who refuse to go beyond fact rarely get as far as fact.

Most people would rather give than get affection.

Human beings will be happier - not when they cure cancer or get to Mars or eliminate racial prejudice or flush Lake Erie but when they find ways to inhabit primitive communities again. That's my utopia.

Directing, I get all kinds of inspiration. It's working with people. It's a lot more fun.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

I think the personal relationships I established mattered in terms of what I was able to get done. And I did bring women's issues to the center of our foreign policy.

Both young children and old people have a lot of time on their hands. That's probably why they get along so well.

At home I am a nice guy: but I don't want the world to know. Humble people, I've found, don't get very far.

Stupidly it should not be. It should be also nice. One must get along with that. Is however not necessary.

Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.

All parts of the human body get tired eventually - except the tongue.

Maybe we ought to consider a Golden Rule in foreign policy: Don't do to other nations what we don't want happening to us. We endlessly bomb these countries and then we wonder why they get upset with us?

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.

Art is anything you can get away with.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.

Sometimes when you're heavy into the shooting or editing of a picture, you get to the point where you don't know if you could ever do it again.

You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.

It's too late for me to get married before I'm famous. You never know people's intentions.

People are taken aback by a confident, pretty girl who knows what she wants in life and isn't going to let anyone get in her way. And you know what it's all about? Jealousy.

For me, when I picture the person I want to end up with, I don't think about what their career is, or what they look like. I picture the feeling I get when I'm with them.

Everyone can relate to love, hurt, pain, learning how to forgive, needing to get over, needing the power of God in their life.

What you get is a living, what you give is a life.

You're going to have to surrender a little bit to the contrivance of how Freddy and Jason get together.

I try to get in quiet time and book time, but really, the only time I ever get that is when I'm on an airplane - I have a fear of flying, but I actually love flying because it's the only time I can sleep, and it's the only time I get to read.