Fool Quotes

I know a lot of people think I'm dumb. Well, at least I ain't no educated fool.

It is the fool who thinks he cannot be fooled.

I would be a fool to put my feet down in a position where I can't accommodate metamorphoses.

That wasn't a bad price for a first book. My agent upped it as much as possible. I was 27 and had nothing behind me. I was working like a fool to earn a living and pay for my apartment.

The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.

I wasn't absolutely too sure where the Falklands was, and I didn't want to make a bloody fool of myself.

I try not to kid myself. You know, I don't mind romancing someone else, but to fool yourself is pretty devastating and dangerous.

With age, you see people fail more. You see yourself fail more. How do you keep that fearlessness of a kid? You keep going. Luckily, I'm not afraid to make a fool of myself.

You think I am a fool, but you are a greater fool than I am.

Membership of the United Nations gives every member the right to make a fool of himself, and that is a right of which the Soviet Union in this case has taken full advantage.

Fool! Don't you see now that I could have poisoned you a hundred times had I been able to live without you.

Yes, I now that you feel you are not strong enough. That's what the enemy thinks too. But we're gonna fool them.

If I'm given an opportunity to do something, I do it. Or else I fool around with it.

Tomorrow is the day when idlers work, and fool reform, and mortal men lay hold on heaven.

Talking and eloquence are not the same: to speak and to speak well are two things. A fool may talk, but a wise man speaks.

A good businessman never makes a contract unless he's sure he can carry it through, yet every fool on earth is perfectly willing to sign a marriage contract without considering whether he can live up to it or not.

If you can't make 40% on your money in Russia, you're a fool.

True wisdom is less presuming than folly. The wise man doubteth often, and changeth his mind; the fool is obstinate, and doubteth not; he knoweth all things but his own ignorance.

I am the fool, and must be the sufferer, if it be not of God.

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

You've got to learn to accept the fool in you as well as the part that's got it goin' on.

My music will go on forever. Maybe it's a fool say that, but when me know facts me can say facts. My music will go on forever.

I am trying to do two things: dare to be a radical and not a fool, which is a matter of no small difficulty.

A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.

These poems, with all their crudities, doubts, and confusions, are written for the love of Man and in praise of God, and I'd be a damn' fool if they weren't.

Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!

It's very easy to fool yourself that you're working, you know, when you're really not working very hard. I mean, I'm very lazy. So for me, I would always have an excuse, you know, to go - quit early, go to a museum, you know. So I do everything I can to make myself remember this is a job. I keep a schedule.

I am firm. You are obstinate. He is a pig-headed fool.

A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.