Fat Quotes

I was called fat and ugly in the press almost my entire life. I understand that being judged by others comes with the territory, but it broke my heart and ruined my self-esteem.

You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.

The fat lady hasn't sung yet. We'll wait until we get a look at what is in the motion passed on third reading.

I've always been a thin girl. I'm not going to be fat, ever. Let's get that straight. Whitney is not going to be fat, ever. Okay?

The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat.

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.

The '60s aren't over; they won't be over until the Fat Lady gets high.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

I think people are sick and tired of all the abuse songs, and drug addiction, we want to bring to world a big fat smile.

I'll tell you how it happened. The phone rang. Paul, my agent, goes, 'Would you like to play Meryl Streep's?' I said, 'Yeeees! I'll do it, whatever it is.' He said, 'It's Mamma Mia!.' I said, 'Oh no, which character? The fat friend?

I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.

Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage.

I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.

I find the female tragedy of insecurity to be hilarious. We get obsessed over issues like the tiny skin tags on our backs or that we're fat. You read one line in a magazine and it sends you into a tailspin.

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed.

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.

Guns will make us powerful; butter will only make us fat.

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!

He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'

I'm obsessive enough about getting fit, it's ridiculous. I'm 40 now, and I've got to stop doing it soon. I have to start getting fat and old!

I have a fat head - I get freaked-out looking at pictures of me.

People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.

In the 1960s, you could eat anything you wanted, and of course, people were smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things, and there was no talk about fat and anything like that, and butter and cream were rife. Those were lovely days for gastronomy, I must say.

It's okay to be a fat man. It's prestige and power and all of that. But fat women are seen as just lazy and stupid and having no self-control.

I was told my whole life, you're fat, you're ugly, you're never going to amount to be anything.

The beginning of my career was so brilliant. It wasn't until ten years later that I went, 'Oh, that was a big, fat fluke and, boy, was I ever lucky.'

The role of a do-gooder is not what actors call a fat part.

You don't want people to suffer or get fat when they're pregnant.