Fat Quotes

If you look at body fat, it seems to increase with age, even though your weight does not. That's a physiological fact of aging, they say. Heck it is. It is an adaptive effect of aging.

I call myself a FFP: former fat person, and when you're an FFP, you will always see in yourself what people used to bully you for.

I don't get fat, I get skinny.

I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.

Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage.

I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.

I find the female tragedy of insecurity to be hilarious. We get obsessed over issues like the tiny skin tags on our backs or that we're fat. You read one line in a magazine and it sends you into a tailspin.

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed.

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.

Guns will make us powerful; butter will only make us fat.

I've always been a thin girl. I'm not going to be fat, ever. Let's get that straight. Whitney is not going to be fat, ever. Okay?

The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat.

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.

The '60s aren't over; they won't be over until the Fat Lady gets high.

It's not about weight, it's about fitness, and one component of being fit is to have relatively low body fat, because fat is not very efficient, whereas muscle is.

I think people are sick and tired of all the abuse songs, and drug addiction, we want to bring to world a big fat smile.

I'll tell you how it happened. The phone rang. Paul, my agent, goes, 'Would you like to play Meryl Streep's?' I said, 'Yeeees! I'll do it, whatever it is.' He said, 'It's Mamma Mia!.' I said, 'Oh no, which character? The fat friend?

It's okay to be a fat man. It's prestige and power and all of that. But fat women are seen as just lazy and stupid and having no self-control.

I was told my whole life, you're fat, you're ugly, you're never going to amount to be anything.

You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.

The beginning of my career was so brilliant. It wasn't until ten years later that I went, 'Oh, that was a big, fat fluke and, boy, was I ever lucky.'

The role of a do-gooder is not what actors call a fat part.

You don't want people to suffer or get fat when they're pregnant.

A fat stomach sticks out too far. It prevents you from looking down and seeing what is going on around you.

Writing for me is cutting out the fat and getting to the meaning.

Fat is a way of saying no to powerlessness and self-denial.

He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'

I'm obsessive enough about getting fit, it's ridiculous. I'm 40 now, and I've got to stop doing it soon. I have to start getting fat and old!

I have a fat head - I get freaked-out looking at pictures of me.