Dating Quotes

Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.

If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death.

I fantasize about going back to high school with the knowledge I have now. I would shine. I would have a good time, I would have a girlfriend. I think that's where a lot of my pain comes from. I think I never had any teenage years to go back to.

Dodi got a lot of criticism when he began dating Princess Diana. No one seemed to think he was good enough for her.

I'm quite sensitive to women. I saw how my sister got treated by boyfriends. I read this thing that said when you are in a relationship with a woman, imagine how you would feel if you were her father. That's been my approach, for the most part.

It's weird to have people so interested in your personal life. It's a part of the business that grosses me out. I'm always bummed out for people who just happen to be dating a celebrity, and they're also famous, and they can't live their life.

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions.

I've been in plenty of situations where someone I'm dating had more time for a console than me.

If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you.

Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs.

No one knew me until I met my wife Lulu. Lulu's mother used to ask, Which one is Maurice? For six months she thought Lulu was dating Barry.

Last year my boyfriend gave me a painting - a very personal one. I really prefer personal gifts or ones made by someone for me. Except diamonds. That's the exception to the rule.

After a number of years dating, we decided we were good partners.

I've had a little bad, bad media luck the new year. Well, apparently I'm dating Bill Clinton, which makes me nervous. I didn't know, though.

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.

I was dating a guy that was a huge wrestling fan and I'm embarrassed to say it now but I used to make fun of him for watching it.

Like many of you, I've always been slightly obsessed with vampires, dating back to the prime-time series 'Dark Shadows,' which I followed avidly as a kid.

I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating.

Are you kidding? I'm a terrible cook, but John is a really great one. Literally, I never cook. The whole time we were dating, I prepared two officially romantic meals. Both of them were such disasters that he begs me never to go into the kitchen again.

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

All my freakouts have been pretty private and directed at family pets and/or people I have been dating for too short a time to freak out at in that way.

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being 'someone's girlfriend', and now I am happy being single.

I love being a single mom. But it's definitely different when you're dating.

Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.

I don't know any of us who are in relationships that are totally honest - it doesn't exist.

Mary Tyler Moore was a working woman whose story lines were not always about dating and men. They were about work friendships and relationships, which is what I feel my adult life has mostly been about.

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

I don't talk about who I'm dating because when you break up, you wind up reliving it in the media.

Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.

The Google algorithm was a significant development. I've had thank-you emails from people whose lives have been saved by information on a medical website or who have found the love of their life on a dating website.