Button Quotes

I know this is going to sound very self-serving, and I apologize for it, but if you can write comedy, you can pretty much write anything, because it's the hardest. It's the most technically demanding, the most precisely evaluated form of writing. People know if it works or not. There's a big button marked 'fail,' and that's when nobody laughs.

There's a button that goes On and I'm On. And when I go On, there is almost no me; there is just a character who is doing all this.

God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things.

So let's say you're using XYZ product and you want to do something very sophisticated. You subscribe to this thing, you hit a button, and a CA expert pops up in video.

You can actually have a pitch button, you know, to get people on pitch.

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb.

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.

Gun control means being able to hit your target. If I have a 'hot button' issue, this is definitely it. Don't even think about taking my guns. My rights are not negotiable, and I am totally unwilling to compromise when it comes to the Second Amendment.

You push the button, we do the rest.

You may not like the humor, but that is why every radio has an on-off button.

All this technology has not changed the way NFL Films does business and our process. Yes, with one touch of a button now you reach millions of people but it is still the same approach that my father and I started out with.

You have to take positions on bills. There is no button for maybe or possibly.

Basically no, I mean I think that it's very easy to like I say, smoke a joint or even to wear a Chairman Mao button, or do a lot of these things with out knowing what's behind it, and what it really means.

Yes, we need euthanasia, for certain cases where people are in comas or too immobile to even press a button.

Ostensibly rigorous and realistic, contemporary conservatism is an ideology of denial. Its symbol is a smile button.

What is the life of man! Is it not to shift from side to side? From sorrow to sorrow? To button up one cause of vexation! And unbutton another!

I mean if someone you know pushes a button you're gonna strike back out.

I read a lot; fiction and non-fiction are the mediums I find most edifying and inspiring. I watch movies and listen to music and take lots and lots of walks. Nature is a nice reset button for me, it's how I get a lot of thinking done.

I'm trained to button scenes and round things off, and I get rewarded for doing that.

But if you could make that mistake and press the send button and the entire world sees it forever.

It's much easier to wear a Chairman Mao button and shake your fists in the air and all that, then to actually read the Communist manifesto and things like that and actually become involved in politics.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

I had a heartbreaking experience when I was 9. I always wanted to be a guard. The most wonderful girl in the world was a guard. When I got polio and then went back to school, they made me a guard. A teacher took away my guard button.

If there is a Like button in a page, Facebook knows who visited that page. And it can get IP address of the computer visiting the page even if the person is not a Facebook user.