Born-again Quotes
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
P. J. O'Rourke
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
Artie Lange
Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time?
Katharine Whitehorn
I believe as a born-again Christian that once you've had a chance to drink from the well, it becomes your responsibility to replenish the well.
Daniel Baldwin
Their plan is to return the entire world - not just the Middle East - to the days of the caliphate and either convert all of us so-called infidels into born-again Islamic believers or kill us.
David Hackworth
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
Herb Caen
Shawn Michaels is a born-again Christian, but inside he's the same old Shawn Michaels. He hasn't changed a bit.
Hulk Hogan