Bed Quotes

I was stuck at home in bed with me and got more and more involved with the Internet. I used it to keep in contact with friends and to make sure I was up to date with everything that was going on in the world.

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through.

I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not for you, fifty thousand dollars, or two-hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They're too much fun.

I can remember being home from school with tonsillitis and writing stories in bed to pass the time.

I go home by noon, and I'm in bed by 6 p.m. I get up at 1 and do it again.

I promised to always bring up a glass of water to her before we go to bed, and she promised to never let me dress myself.

You can only sleep in one bed at a time.

At home in L.A., Sunday is lazy. It's the wife and me lying in bed with coffee, watching 'The Soup' or something funny on TiVo. The kid will occasionally join us. Eventually, breakfast is at a place down the street called Paty's. And we always have some kind of great dinner - my wife makes a great roast beef.

You know, you become crazy. I had done a story for '60 Minutes' on depression previously, but I had no idea that I was now experiencing it. Finally, I collapsed and just went to bed.

If I were asked for a one line answer to the question' What makes a woman good in bed?' I would say, 'A man who is good in bed.'

I had the drink after I fell out of bed. It hurt.

Some bloke came up to me in Tesco a couple of years ago at 11:30 pm and said: 'Excuse me, would you mind telling my son here that you're Uncle Vernon?' I said: 'Get a grip. It's 11:30 at night - what's he doing out of bed? I'm not here to entertain people at this time of night.

The happiest part of a man's life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning.

I'm not one of those people who sits at dinner on their iPhone all night. I'm either working or I'm not. I've gone down that path where you sleep with your phone beside the bed and send an email just before you put your head down and check everything again when you wake up, and I don't like it.

Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams.

Somebody who never got over the embarrassing fact that he was born in bed with a lady.

If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in your own bed.

If he could sleep on it. He would make his bed with white sheets And disappear into the white, Like a man diving, If he could be certain That the light Would not keep him awake, The light that reaches To the bottom.

I'm not lonely, and I think that has a lot to do with what's on my bedside table rather than what's in my bed.

I am very grateful to God everyday that my eyes flutter open and I can jump out of that bed!

Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid?

I want to go to bed richer than when I woke up. The pursuit of wealth is a wonderful thing, but the thing is you have to be honest about it, you have to tell the truth.

A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

I don't like staying in hotels. I like to be in my own bed. San Diego as a city is really awesome. The only hard part of it for me is that I'm away from my family and my house. But as far as shooting down there, we get amazing locations, and the crew is really, really stellar down there. They are really fun.

Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do.

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

One of the paramount reasons for staying attractive is so you can have somebody to go to bed with.

You don't face Nolan Ryan without your rest. He's the only guy I go against that makes me go to bed before midnight.

The internet in hotels should be free - and I really resent it when they charge you five dollars for a bottle of water beside your bed.