Quotes By Tallulah Bankhead

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.

My heart is as pure as the driven slush.

Acting is a form of confusion.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.

The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I'd make all the same mistakes - only sooner.

(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.

Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

I have been absolutely hag-ridden with ambition. If I could wish to have anything in the world it would be to be free of ambition.

Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it.

Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds.

It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work - the night watchman.

I did what I could to inflate the rumor I was on my way to stardom. What I was on my way to, by any mathematical standards known to man, was oblivion, by way of obscurity.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.

Nobody can be exactly me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.

There is less in this than meets the eye.

Acting is a form of confession.

I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

If you really want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, dahling. Be an audience.

I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.