Bed Quotes

There were days that I literally had no reason to get out of bed. It just was so destructive for me.

A woman should say: "Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?" If he does, then it's the wife's fault because she is not trying to make him happy.

I want my weekends off and I want to put my kids to bed. Those are good reasons to want to be in 'Batman 2'.

I don't go to bed every night worried about getting back into baseball.

The work is with me when I wake up in the morning; it is with me while I eat my breakfast in bed and run through the newspaper, while I shave and bathe and dress.

I believe in a higher power and I believe in good and bad, right and wrong. You sleep in the bed you make.

Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me.After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.

More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed.

Thank God I have the seeing eye, that is to say, as I lie in bed I can walk step by step on the fells and rough land seeing every stone and flower and patch of bog and cotton pass where my old legs will never take me again.

I got briefly mistaken for someone who might be good in bed, which was very, very good.

And then you have the responsibility and the duty of being good examples to youngsters, not smoke, training hard, go to bed early, don't drink alcohol, don't take drugs, it's very important to have a policy for educating against doping.

Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.

I don't have a single complete show or movie or anything else that I could look at and say, 'Nailed that one.' But endless dissatisfaction is, I suppose, what gets us out of bed in the morning.

My mother was one of seven girls whose parents went to bed hungry so their children wouldn't. My father lost his mother when he was nine. He left school and went to work for the next 70 years. They emigrated to America with little more than the hope of a better life.

The psychoanalysis of neurotics has taught us to recognize the intimate connection between wetting the bed and the character trait of ambition.

Now I literally roll out of bed and put on whatever is there. I have really enjoyed being a boy this last year.

Actually, I can write anywhere - airport lounges, in bed, on a rattling train going north.

And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.

The best thing about lying in bed late is that you learn to distinguish between first things and trivia, for whatever presses on you has to prove its importance before it makes you move.

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV.

Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.

Teens aren't just interested in getting laid. I won't believe that's all they're interested in. I have four younger sisters and they're sick of being shown how they're supposed to react in bed.

Don't take tomorrow to bed with you.

I'm fortunate that I'm employed. And if you're in show business, of course, every night you go to bed and go, oh my god, tomorrow I'll never, ever work again.

Sometimes, I'm an ogre. I can be short. I'll walk into the office some days and I've gotten up on the wrong side of the bed, and everybody knows it. I'm a perfectionist. I like to be organized, and I like to get everything done today.

Doing love scenes is always awkward. I mean, it's just not a normal thing to go to work and lay in bed with your co-worker.

I want to tell stories powerful people don't want you to tell. It's not worth getting out of bed otherwise.

In bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by allowing me to dream.

That's the biggest part of doing comics: You have to create stuff that makes you want to get out of bed every morning and get to work.

When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and then we die.