Bed Quotes

She had the kids during the day and I would have them at night. That way they were never alone. I would put the kids to bed, and then I had nothing to do and nobody to talk to, so I would write.

The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world.

Training is full-on. Some days I really don't want to get out of bed and hit that track again. Sunday and Monday morning sessions are always horrible. But who really looks forward to going to work on a Monday morning?

Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?

As I grow older and older, And totter toward the tomb, I find that I care less and less, Who goes to bed with whom.

I have lots of older siblings, and as they started to leave the house, I went from cooking once a week to twice, three times, and so on. After a while, it was just like making the bed.

On one occasion I shared a bed with about seven other people, but we were all having a party overnight.

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.

I go to bed with men, not boys.

Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.

I try to make my bed every day for mental health. Coming home to an unmade bed or a room with clothes all over will depress me.

My 'thing' is that I just lie in my immense bed and look out the window at the skyline over Virginia and the sky and the airplanes coming into Reagan. I really love doing that.

I could get into bed with James Bond, then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun.

Sometimes, an afternoon spent in bed with someone can be the most important thing in the universe.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

If kids like a picture book, they're going to read it at least 50 times. Read anything that often, and even minor imperfections start to feel like gravel in the bed.

I now resolved to go to bed early, with a firm purpose of also rising early the next day to revisit this charming walk; for I thought to myself, I have now seen this temple of the modern world imperfectly; I have seen it only by moonlight.

It takes tremendous will to compete in any athletic endeavor, so it meant going to bed early and getting my homework done in advance. I had to sacrifice things, like a social life, to be a skater at 15. But I loved skating so much that it was worth everything to me.

I go home by noon, and I'm in bed by 6 p.m. I get up at 1 and do it again.

I promised to always bring up a glass of water to her before we go to bed, and she promised to never let me dress myself.

You can only sleep in one bed at a time.

At home in L.A., Sunday is lazy. It's the wife and me lying in bed with coffee, watching 'The Soup' or something funny on TiVo. The kid will occasionally join us. Eventually, breakfast is at a place down the street called Paty's. And we always have some kind of great dinner - my wife makes a great roast beef.

You know, you become crazy. I had done a story for '60 Minutes' on depression previously, but I had no idea that I was now experiencing it. Finally, I collapsed and just went to bed.

If I were asked for a one line answer to the question' What makes a woman good in bed?' I would say, 'A man who is good in bed.'

I had the drink after I fell out of bed. It hurt.

Some bloke came up to me in Tesco a couple of years ago at 11:30 pm and said: 'Excuse me, would you mind telling my son here that you're Uncle Vernon?' I said: 'Get a grip. It's 11:30 at night - what's he doing out of bed? I'm not here to entertain people at this time of night.

The happiest part of a man's life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning.

I'm not one of those people who sits at dinner on their iPhone all night. I'm either working or I'm not. I've gone down that path where you sleep with your phone beside the bed and send an email just before you put your head down and check everything again when you wake up, and I don't like it.

Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams.

Somebody who never got over the embarrassing fact that he was born in bed with a lady.