Bed Quotes

I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment.

Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the presence of a formidable menace to one's poise and prestige (such as the butler, or the man under the bed - but never the husband).

The sharpest memory of our old-fashioned Christmas eve is my mother's hand making sure I was settled in bed.

I protest that if some great Power would agree to make me always think what is true and do what is right, on condition of being turned into a sort of clock and would up every morning before I got out of bed, I should instantly close with the offer.

I have lived and slept in the same bed with English countesses and Prussian farm women... no woman has excited passions among women more than I have.

I would rather be lying in a bed than changing one.

People have the right to say what they want, but as long as I can go to bed at night and look myself in the mirror, I'll be all right.

Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.

I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done.'

I m up at 5 in the morning and in bed by 10 in the evening.

Anyone can write a story based on the kind of horror where you see a guy in car and then there's the bad guy in the back seat. It's infantile to rely on that for telling a story. That's like going to bed and thinking there's a monster under your bed. It's silly.

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.

I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers.

Every night when I go to bed, I hope that I may never wake again, and every morning renews my grief.

I sleep seven hours. If I go to bed at two, I wake up at nine. If I go to bed at midnight, I wake up at seven. I don't wake up before - the house can fall apart, but I sleep for seven hours.

I'd rather buy clothes than buy a bed.

I like everything perfect. Everything has to be neat. My sister is 5, and she's more messy than I am. I make my bed every morning, everything's perfect. My shoes are all arranged. It's sad. I'm a little like Ray, a little bit.

If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito.

The Bristol Channel was always my guide, and I was always able to draw an imaginary line from my bed to our house over in Wales. It was a great comfort.

A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.

Barack Obama knows that to create an economy built to last, we need to focus on middle-class families. Families who stay up on Sunday nights pacing the floor, like my dad did, while their children, tucked in bed, dream big dreams. Families who aren't sure what Monday morning will bring, but who believe our nation's best days are still ahead.

Every day begins with an act of courage and hope: getting out of bed.

I've got lots of good friends. I could have affairs. I can read a book all night, put the cat on the end of the bed. I can pick up my passport and go to France. I don't have to ask anybody.

On the soft bed of luxury many kingdoms have expired.

It's like the code of living by yourself. People who are single know what I'm talking about. You eat standing up, reading the paper. Or you say to yourself, this isn't even cutting it, I'm taking a TV dinner and I'm getting in bed here.

Physically I'm tired at the end of the day and quite glad to be reading in bed by midnight.

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.

I carried my Oscar to bed with me. My first and only three-way happened that night.