Banana Quotes

As great as Ed is, the wisdom out here is that he can't carry a movie. They'll pay him $3 million to be the second banana in Julia Roberts things. But they won't put up $3 million for an Ed Harris movie.

I would rather play Chiquita Banana and have my swimming pool than play Bach and starve.

This is America, not a banana republic.

I feel pretty good. My body actually looks like an old banana, but it's fine.

Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny.

If I'm playing in the morning, I'll get some carbs early: porridge with chopped banana. If I'm playing in the afternoon, I'll start with less carbs and have some eggs and fruit for breakfast, then a light lunch about 90 minutes before I play, so I don't feel sluggish or full.

I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas "are" funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.

You don't want your credibility banana to turn brown, but you do want to speak out about what you believe in.

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.

Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in India, a woman dying in the street will share her banana with anyone who needs it, whereas in America, people amass and hoard as many bananas as they can to sell for an exorbitant profit. So half of them go bad, anyway.

My belief about acting in one foot on a banana peel and the other one in the grave.

His venture sounds like a banana peel awaiting its victim.

I want to sit down, and I want to laugh. Nothing works better for me than watching somebody slip on a banana peel.

My favorite healthy foods are Jamaican chicken soup, Jamaican chicken stew peas, Jamaican brown stew chicken, plantains and banana chips.

I blow up fireworks all the time, and I love making milkshakes and banana splits.

You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana.

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny.

Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.

My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.