Assassin Quotes

I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin.

One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god.

The bravest person I've ever met was a young boy going through massive amounts of treatment for a very rare, complex and unpleasant disease. I last saw him at a Discworld convention, where he chose to take part in a game as an assassin. He died not long afterwards, and I wish I had his fortitude and sense of style.

I think in the corridors of power these dangerous kinds of orders are issued in a much more vague way, passed down two or three levels of command before they're given to the assassin.

Procrastination is opportunity's assassin.

What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.

I remember having an argument with Alan, I said the Queen's not just going to call the guy up and send him out to do it. And Alan says, well, how would a monarch give orders to her assassin.

The camera can be the most deadly weapon since the assassin's bullet. Or it can be the lotion of the heart.

The weapon of the advocate is the sword of the soldier, not the dagger of the assassin.

You'd think a sociopath assassin wouldn't have a fan following but he does.

War is the statesman's game, the priest's delight, the lawyer's jest, the hired assassin's trade.

Kill a man, and you are an assassin. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and you are a god.