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I'd rather get a good clean laugh with good material, than an easy laugh by swearing or shocking. That's not clever or comedic, anybody can get a laugh that way, it's too easy.

I've never been competitive with anybody but myself.

My business is not to show anybody anything; my job is just to do it.

I can't tell anybody else how to run their life or their business, but I really believe I've got a good bead on myself.

I think I can be competitive. Heck, anybody who can walk to the first tee here has a chance.

I can't remember anybody saying, Let's get this show on the road.

I don't think anybody feels like they're a good parent. Or if people think they're good parents, they ought to think again.

I'm not going into personal details of meetings I have with anybody, be it John Howard or President Bush or President Putin or President Yeltsin, in years gone by, whoever it may be, I'm not going into that.

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

I'm not, nor is anybody I know in government part of a nasty right wing clique.

Anybody that you put on TV five hours a week is at some point is going to say something stupid.

Listen, anybody who has a film festival has the right to show what they want.

She knows I'm her biggest fan, I cheer for her louder than anybody.

I'm doing the best I can with what I got and that's all anybody in my band is doing.

I love the romance of 'let's get married,' but then, when you have it so perfect... I mean, I'm more married than anybody can be - we have two kids. Maybe one day, but it's something I can really do without.

If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody.

In the end, I'll put my good acts up against those of anybody in this country. Anybody.

Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.

What I always meant by that was that I do believe that a lot of directors, and writers, and sometimes producers just lose their edge because they haven't seen anybody or talked to anybody or been with anybody who isn't a kind of replica of themselves for a long period of time.

Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny.

In the past, I tried to be more of a typical session guitarist. I wasn't so concerned with impressing anybody.

Folks who are getting their strokes in the South are not as unhappy with Howard Dean. You don't see anybody starting any movement to get him out of office.

It's not hard. When I'm not hitting, I don't hit nobody. But when I'm hitting, I hit anybody.

Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.

Even though this is late in an election year, there is no way we can go forward except together and no way anybody can win except by serving the people's urgent needs. We cannot stand still or slip backwards. We must go forward now together.

I'm not going to hurt anybody other than that dick who keeps writing songs about me.

Things happened there that I don't think are the finest hours for anybody, whether it was a journalist, the legal system or, in that case of the political system, who would say that was an example of when Washington worked best.

Anybody who says they don't like fighting in the NHL have to be out of their minds.

If somebody says to me, 'Oh, you're gonna get married and you'll never be attracted to anybody else again,' I'm like, right, sure. It's just not practical to me on an emotional level. Just because I'm married, I'm not dead.

I don't try to intimidate anybody before a fight. That's nonsense. I intimidate people by hitting them.