Quotes By Fuzzy Zoeller

I think I can be competitive. Heck, anybody who can walk to the first tee here has a chance.

When you have strings, everybody pulls you here and pulls you there.

When you play against the best, it brings the best out in everybody.

A lot of amateurs are terrified of going up against a player who is clearly better than they are. They never play their best, because they aren't comfortable. There's one surefire way to get over that, and it's to ask yourself, 'What if I beat him?' Imagine the possibility.

I wasn't sure I'd ever win again. Every time I got close, somebody seemed to play a little better.

Playing with friends is a victory.

I have to make things right with Tiger first before anything else.

There's a lot of great people out here, I just appreciate it and hope everybody has had fun because I've enjoyed my ride.

Have a little fun. A few laughs.

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

It's nice to walk into a club and see your picture. Then you know you've done something good.

I hate golf to be tricked up. To me it's a fun game.

Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.

I'm not a great player, but I'm a damn good one.

When I hosted the dinner I served fast food hamburgers. It had nothing to do with black, white, purple, yellow, green race. it had nothing to do with Tiger or his family or his golf game.

I win everyday I'm out there.

The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has.

Golf isn't first on my list anymore. There are a lot of things ahead of golf and I have to go ahead and do those things so I can play golf. I'm tired of hurting. Tired of fighting pain.

Every time I got close, somebody seemed to play a little better.

It's fun when the ball is going in the hole and things are going right, but it's a miserable game when things aren't going well.

I hope everybody's had fun, because I've enjoyed my ride. I can tell you that. Now it's time to step aside and let some other young kid come in and win. Hopefully, they will, too.

A million thoughts went through my mind. What little mind I have.

The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

They talk about Amen Corner but there's so much more to it than what meets the eye on this golf course.

It's kind of exciting again. I'm doing everything right, right now. I'm driving the ball well and I'm hitting some pretty good irons and giving myself opportunities.

I might not come home with hardware, but I'm winning.

If I hadn't become a golfer, I doubt I'd be wealthy, because I don't have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor.

What's appropriate in America anymore?

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

I've been on the tour for 23 years and anybody who knows me knows that I am a jokester.