Quotes By Mark Twain
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
Mark Twain
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
Mark Twain
Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
Mark Twain
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.
Mark Twain
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.
Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
Mark Twain