Worst Quotes

We've had drive-by shootings. I've been spat on, slapped, shot at. One guy tried to stab me with a broken beer bottle. But the way we look at it, if people do the worst they can, we'll still wake up in glory.

The downside isn't really injury, fear of injury or the process of fighting back from injury. The downside, the very worst thing in the world, is surgery.

Being pretty crazy while being chased by the National Enquirer is not good. The British tabloids were the worst.

Britain is producing some of the worst films in the world. Our film industry is desperate to be part of America, and we just churn out flaccid imitations of bad films over there.

The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.

If way to the better there be, it exacts a full look at the worst.

As a rule, our largest cities are the worst governed.

One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.

Once you get in a position where your rent is taken care of and you do have a job, you really get to deal with yourself and really become one with yourself. And you wake to your mind every day. That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain.

The worst enemy of truth and freedom in our society is the compact majority.

The informality of family life is a blessed condition that allows us all to become our best while looking our worst.

Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in the low time. Never make your most important decisions when you are in your worst moods. Wait. Be patient. The storm will pass. The spring will come.

I'd like to say this was our worst game. Unfortunately, I can't.

Gout produces calculus in the kidney... the patient has frequently to entertain the painful speculation as to whether gout or stone be the worst disease. Sometimes the stone, on passing, kills the patient, without waiting for the gout.

The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.

The worst cynicism: a belief in luck.

The worst misfortune that can happen to an ordinary man is to have an extraordinary father.

Even the worst Bond movies, there's something to love about them.

For in all adversity of fortune the worst sort of misery is to have been happy.

Perfectionism is not a quest for the best. It is a pursuit of the worst in ourselves, the part that tells us that nothing we do will ever be good enough - that we should try again.

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world.

The worst of revolutions is a restoration.

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes.

Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.

Barack Obama is the worst President in history.

In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing.

Every single Pixar film, at one time or another, has been the worst movie ever put on film. But we know. We trust our process. We don't get scared and say, 'Oh, no, this film isn't working.'

Coming down off crack is like the worst depression. The worst.

Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.

I guess the worst day I have had was when I had to stand up in rehab in front of my wife and daughter and say 'Hi, my name is Sam and I am an addict.'