Wittiest Quotes

I have a fantastic husband. Here's the honeymoon part: I still think he's the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I've ever known.

I own four copies of Robin WIlliams's Live on Broadway comedy special for HBO. One in Wilmington, one in L.A., one in my trailer, and one at my parents' house. I can watch it over and over again and it never gets old. He is the funniest, wittiest man on the planet!

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

The French are the wittiest, the most charming, and up to the present, at all events, the least musical race on Earth.