Wife Quotes

Handsome husbands often make a wife's heart ache.

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

Fiction was invented the day Jonas arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale.

On top of the horror of separating from your wife, you have to go through it in public.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I am not involved in any 'issues' because it's too sensitive for me - or my wife - to get involved. Every time we express an opinion it becomes a whole thing in itself. And the whole purpose of living in the countryside was to get away from hundreds of people. My wife fell off a horse, and suddenly there are hundreds of people around.

We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan; and a widower that man who has lost his wife. But that man who has known the immense unhappiness of losing a friend, by what name do we call him? Here every language is silent and holds its peace in impotence.

My wife always tells people, 'He's not going to be able run to for anything because I'm not going to let him start a campaign.'

In a happy marriage it is the wife who provides the climate, the husband the landscape.

This is a big deal. My wife and I sat in our home and we watched those young men get slaughtered on the streets of Mogadishu in the absence of a plan. It broke our heart.

My wife and I are living large in our beloved Miami and I'm working on the things that are important to me.

Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached.

The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.

For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.

I was separated from my wife at the time. A lot of people think I wrote it about prison.

I used to bicycle to work across the George Washington Bridge, but my wife told me it wasn't professional.

A good husband makes a good wife.

And I had to take care of a little dog too named Suzy. It was the promoter's wife's - Judy Lynn's - it was her dog. And one of my duties going on the tour was to take care of it.

If I had no family, my wife and I would lead a much more romantic and nomadic existence.

My wife has them all in a vault... a copy of every album.

I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss.

The fact is that my wife if she had common sense would have more power over me than any other whatsoever, for my heart always alights upon the nearest perch.

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

Last week I was in London at an awards show, then I flew home and was in an RV park with my wife and kids in our motorhome, this week I'm in NY doing a charity event, and tomorrow I'll be coaching my daughters soccer practice. I guess the range of roles I play on film stem from the range of roles I play in real life.

My wife is wonderful. She's one of the people who has changed my life around... or has allowed ME to change my life around.

Jim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said, my wife doesn't make me feel like a man anymore.

I was making films about American society, and it is true that I never felt at home there, except perhaps when my wife and I lived on a farm in the San Fernando Valley.

My wife and I just prefer Seattle. It's a beautiful city. Great setting. You open your front door in the morning and the air smells like pine and the sea, as opposed to bus exhaust.

Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye.

The best part of being married is, everything we face in life, we face as a team. I don't do a thing - professionally or personally - without discussing it with my wife.