Wife Quotes

Everybody has a language or code that they use with their wife or their girlfriend or boyfriend or what have you. It's a language aside from the language they have with strangers. I've always been maybe an abuser of alliteration, but I've always loved it and I like how those words sound together.

Take my wife... Please!

I have been looking after the children. My wife has taken time off.

I've got a wife, four kids, a business, and a baseball career.

My wife is Jewish, and therefore, it's my children's birthright to be Jewish.

The mass of the people commence life with no other capital than the union of head, hearts and hands. To the benefit of this best of capital the wife has no right.

And of course we are familiar with the English common law rule of thumb that said a man could in fact use a stick no bigger than his thumb to discipline his wife and family.

The reason why I've been keeping private for the longest time ever here, I've always wanted to protect my wife's privacy. I don't like - I didn't want to put her picture all over the news. I just wanted to keep her private.

Although I had resigned my commission as an officer two years before, I immediately left Switzerland, accompanied by my wife, in order to report for duty. As it happened, a wire reached me a day later calling me to the colors.

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

If I did not have my wife, I wouldn't be married, I wouldn't have the life that I have and I wouldn't have my wonderful baby boy who's not a baby anymore - he's going to be eight-years-old.

When you're a big money earner and your husband isn't, it makes you question how feminine you are. I felt I was less feminine than if I was a supporting wife, or a second fiddle, or 'Mrs. Higgins.'

If everyone got a divorce and looked for a second wife, the Coptic family would lose its moral compass.

But it will be said that the husband provides for the wife, or in other words, he feeds, clothes and shelters her! I wish I had the power to make every one before me fully realize the degradation contained in that idea.

I am happiest when I am with my wife, Susi, and our two boys exploring and loving something for the first time.

I heard someone say the other day that they thought it was sexier to call someone their fiance instead of their husband or wife.

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'

My wife - to-be and I went to see my father. Only he could answer the two questions before us: Shall we get married now? Shall I begin the practice of law, or continue being the successful wine salesman I had become, working my way through law school?

My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I have.

Every man who is high up loves to think that he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that.

No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner.

My wife and I are affiliated with a temple here in Los Angeles. We feel very close to the congregation and to the rabbi, who happens to be my wife's cousin and who I admire greatly. I talk to him regularly but I consider myself more spiritual than religious.

He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows.

Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of her sweatshops!

There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful.

A woman should say: "Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?" If he does, then it's the wife's fault because she is not trying to make him happy.

I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife.