Wife Quotes

My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem.

Well, I can't live without a woman. I have to have a woman, have to have a wife.

The reason I didn't fly over from Maui at their beck and call is my wife was about to have a baby at any time. Those guys knew that. These guys would not compromise and meet me halfway.

The woman is uniformly sacrificed to the wife and mother.

If everyone got a divorce and looked for a second wife, the Coptic family would lose its moral compass.

But it will be said that the husband provides for the wife, or in other words, he feeds, clothes and shelters her! I wish I had the power to make every one before me fully realize the degradation contained in that idea.

The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level with the man who loves other women as much as he loves his own wife.

I am happiest when I am with my wife, Susi, and our two boys exploring and loving something for the first time.

I heard someone say the other day that they thought it was sexier to call someone their fiance instead of their husband or wife.

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'

My wife - to-be and I went to see my father. Only he could answer the two questions before us: Shall we get married now? Shall I begin the practice of law, or continue being the successful wine salesman I had become, working my way through law school?

My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I have.

Every man who is high up loves to think that he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that.

No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner.

My wife and I are affiliated with a temple here in Los Angeles. We feel very close to the congregation and to the rabbi, who happens to be my wife's cousin and who I admire greatly. I talk to him regularly but I consider myself more spiritual than religious.

He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows.

Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of her sweatshops!

There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful.

A woman should say: "Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?" If he does, then it's the wife's fault because she is not trying to make him happy.

I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

I just love the storyline, I thought it was hilarious - I loved that part when we opened the door, we all look ahead and we have to look down and see that we're actually dealing with this little boy who did this horrible thing of ordering a wife through e-mail.

I go light on breakfast. Sometimes it's a yogurt, but a lot of times it's leftovers from one of my wife's dinners.

The bitterest creature under heaven is the wife who discovers that her husband's bravery is only bravado, that his strength is only a uniform, that his power is but a gun in the hands of a fool.

I am glad to go with my wife and baby boy.

I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says I look like I just came home from a funeral. This is not bragging. This is an illness.

I love my wife, I love my kids.

A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table, than when his wife talks Greek.

I am here today to again apologize for the personal mistakes I have made and the embarrassment I have caused. I make this apology to my neighbors and my constituents, but I make it particularly to my wife, Huma.