Timer Quotes

I don't exactly know what it means to be ready. A cake when the oven timer goes off? Am I fully baked, or only half-baked?

Memories are fallible and a timer can save a lot of hard work from going out of the window.

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.

Getting into the habit of switching a timer on will, I promise, save you from any number of kitchen disasters.

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer.

I wouldn't mind someone lobbing hand grenades at me, but having to reset the timer on the video recorder puts me into a blood-spitting frenzy.