Thinks Quotes

I've been taking batting practice in my barn where nobody can see me, so I may be better than anyone thinks.

My mom always said, 'Don't date a guy who thinks he's prettier than you.'

Whatever one thinks of President George W. Bush and his unilateralist crew, most of the people laughing at us do not think we are evil. What they think is that we are naive and incompetent.

If a musician wants to be an actor, everyone thinks that's pretty cool. But if an actor wants to play a song, even if they've been doing it for 40 years, that's bad news.

Always remember the first rule of power tactics; power is not only what you have but what the enemy thinks you have.

If man asks for many laws it is only because he is sure that his neighbor needs them; privately he is an unphilosophical anarchist, and thinks laws in his own case superfluous.

Everybody thinks if you do one thing, you can't do something else. So I like the fact that I can be versatile if I want to.

A mediocre mind thinks it writes divinely; a good mind thinks it writes reasonably.

It is the fool who thinks he cannot be fooled.

He who thinks he is raising a mound may only in reality be digging a pit.

Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to be a man.

I was a child, and my mother was psychotic. She loved me, but I didn't really feel I had a mother. And when you live with somebody who is paranoid and thinks you're trying to kill them all the time, you tend to feel a little betrayed.

He thinks he can use the jail for networking to be somebody. In that way, he's always operating.

Every horse thinks its own pack heaviest.

No one who's white thinks he's innocent. No one who's black thinks he's guilty.

An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.

It helps if the hitter thinks you're a little crazy.

But I am an optimist about Britain; and the difference between an optimist and a pessimist is not that the optimist believes the world is wonderful and the pessimist believes it's beset by challenges; the difference is the pessimist believes we will be defeated by them; the optimist thinks the challenges can be overcome.

I like Mitch Daniels on the fiscal conservative issues. You disagree with him on this idea that social issues, you takeoff the table. I do that for two reasons. I think the fiscal issues in a sense are a symptom of a lot of the deeper cultural issues in America. I don't think they are as disconnected as he thinks.

The general population still thinks HIV is something that came in the 80s and went away, or that it only affects the gay population or intravenous drug users.

Most of the offers I get from Hollywood are for teen comedies. My manager thinks I'm crazy for turning down all that money, but I'm very picky.

As much as the Democrats try to change the subject, this election will be about Barack Obama, period. Mitt's speech last night hit all the right notes, but this fight is not about him. He's just the vessel. Now the question is, does this guy at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. who thinks the private sector is doing fine get another four years?

He who learns but does not think, is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger.

As an artist, I want to interpret my feelings - not run across the street and ask what my mother thinks.

Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o'clock is a scoundrel.

We know what a person thinks not when he tells us what he thinks, but by his actions.

Everybody thinks about Bo Derek as being this extravagant looking lady but she is also a wonderful actress.

It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.

Ever since I'm done with Zim everyone thinks that I'm going to go back to comics. I've been flooded with emails asking me if I'm working on the new Johnny over and over again.

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.