How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.' Henny Youngman
How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'
For an Italian peasant a telegram from anywhere is a wondrous thing; and a cable from the terrestrial paradise of America is not lightly to be disregarded. Howard K. Smith
For an Italian peasant a telegram from anywhere is a wondrous thing; and a cable from the terrestrial paradise of America is not lightly to be disregarded.
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words. George Ade
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
