Tee Quotes

If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time.

Well, I think that Augusta is not the same golf course that I grew up on. Bobby Jones' philosophy was giving you space off the tee; if you put it in the right side of the fairway, you ended up getting the right angle to the green.

Part of wearing a tee is saying, 'I'm comfortable and casual.'

But just like I've always said when people complain about tee times, 'I just want a tee time. Just give me one so I can play.'

A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it.

You draw on your own childhood every time you tee it up as an actor.

I think I can be competitive. Heck, anybody who can walk to the first tee here has a chance.

I am always looking for a cool tee shirt; maybe one with a rock band or an old advertisement.

I thoroughly enjoy working with kids, whether it's The First Tee or the lesson tee with my grandkids.

I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up.

I'm much better off the tee. I'm not a great putter. I do not have a good short game.