Sperm Quotes

Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.

The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.

People forget we come from an embryo and we're part sperm and part ovary. We have both sides in us.

Sperm is a bandit in its pure state.

Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give him the credit or acknowledge him as my father.

For each chromosome contributed by the sperm there is a corresponding chromosome contributed by the egg, there are two chromosomes of each kind, which together constitute a pair.

When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life.