Slapped Quotes

You can lull the paying customers as long as they get slapped.

When I was young, I told my sister that she had chunky thighs. She slapped me and I cried. She feels bad about it to this day, but I feel worse.

We've had drive-by shootings. I've been spat on, slapped, shot at. One guy tried to stab me with a broken beer bottle. But the way we look at it, if people do the worst they can, we'll still wake up in glory.

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

I've never scratched, or punched, or slapped anybody in my real life.

If I ever complain about yachting around the Mediterranean with Madonna, who I just idolized as a child, I should be slapped across the face.

If I'd had more time or been a better writer, I would have tried to put the same ideas and experiences into a novel. But I didn't so I slapped it up on the Web.

Talent deserves to be honored. Hands deserve to be slapped if you do something stupid as well, but don't take it too far.

I came out singing, the doctor slapped me on the head, and I started singing.

I like to joke that if I had a dollar for everybody who slapped me on the back and said, 'Hey Jeb, you're all set,' I'd be retired now.