Slapped Quotes

Talent deserves to be honored. Hands deserve to be slapped if you do something stupid as well, but don't take it too far.

I came out singing, the doctor slapped me on the head, and I started singing.

I like to joke that if I had a dollar for everybody who slapped me on the back and said, 'Hey Jeb, you're all set,' I'd be retired now.

You can lull the paying customers as long as they get slapped.

When I was young, I told my sister that she had chunky thighs. She slapped me and I cried. She feels bad about it to this day, but I feel worse.

We've had drive-by shootings. I've been spat on, slapped, shot at. One guy tried to stab me with a broken beer bottle. But the way we look at it, if people do the worst they can, we'll still wake up in glory.

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

I've never scratched, or punched, or slapped anybody in my real life.

If I ever complain about yachting around the Mediterranean with Madonna, who I just idolized as a child, I should be slapped across the face.

If I'd had more time or been a better writer, I would have tried to put the same ideas and experiences into a novel. But I didn't so I slapped it up on the Web.