Show Quotes

A grave blockhead should always go about with a lively one - they show one another off to the best advantage.

I did the 'Tonight Show' once, and I choked up. I get intimidated.

I look for those moments that are "gee whiz" moments. There's some "gee whiz" stories in our show, and they can't be written like A-1 in the Times. They have to be written more like Page 6 in the Post.

Macauley Culkin was on the show a lot. Or Haley Joe Osment.

I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.

Stand-up is the kind of gig that'll show you where you're at.

I am actually wearing slacks on the show more than I ever have - it is now acceptable, and I like mixing it up.

In a way it costs thousands dollars before you could actually go out to put the show on because you'll need equipments, all the lights you know, and that's more just going out and playing you know.

We shall show mercy, but we shall not ask for it.

Every time I show up to do something here it's considered a comeback. If I came into town and they didn't call it that, I'd be disappointed.

My strangest auditioning experience was when I was reading for a TV show, and right when I started the audition, the casting director left the room and yelled at me from the hallway to keep reading.

Show me another pleasure like dinner which comes every day and lasts an hour.

I really didn't have an interest in being in the kitchen until after I was married, when I was 18. It didn't take me long to realize that Mama was not going to show up at my house every day and cook.

Well, I don't know what Ron has in mind, but I do know about the arc of the show. Looking at how intuitive and instinctive Eddie and I play, that is the sort of thing that leads into sexual chemistry. I wouldn't be surprised if it emerged.

It is much easier to show compassion to animals. They are never wicked.

The ownership of computers in the home is far less than the statistics show, because usually when the computer breaks down once, that is the end of it for a long, long time. They do not have the money or incentive to get the computer repaired.

I grew up in a show-business family, but we were working-class show business. There was nothing glamorous about it. You had great things one day and the next day, nothing.

So, the international community are all the countries that are important: the United States definitely everywhere; the European Union because it is very important, and also, they do show a great deal of international responsibility; and then the local players.

They both go together; you can't be in front of the camera hosting a fitness television show in front of 75 million households and not have trained 6 days per week year round - in a bikini no less.

It's amazing the hours you pull when you're the lead of a show.

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

You're absolutely right: Bob Grant is a racist, Bob Grant is a bigot, he's a despicable talk show host and I agree with that.

Wise is he who enjoys the show offered by the world.

I try to be a truthful artist and I try to show a level of courage. I enjoy that. I'm a messenger.

The great thing is that young talent isn't tied to a how-to model for starting a line; we get to find new ways to go about doing things. And don't let people tell you you can't. Go find a way to show that you can.

There's no damn business like show business - you have to smile to keep from throwing up.

We should show Washington how we do it in North Dakota. I'm running to stop the over-regulating of our economy and start growing it.

I would never want the show to be a Democrat show or Republican show, because for us the show's more important than that. It isn't for everybody else in the world, but it is for us.

I prefer more to kind of show people different things than tell them 'oh, here's what you should believe' and, over time, you can build up a rapport with your audience.

I've been in show business for 50, no, 60 years. I was approached in school to join a variety act.