Senility Quotes

It is a pledge that senility has not the last say in everything.

You know, I have found a new way to get high and stay spaced out for hours on end, and the government can't stop me... It's called senility.

A Church which has lost its memory is in a sad state of senility.

God how I hate new countries: They are older than the old, more sophisticated, much more conceited, only young in a certain puerile vanity more like senility than anything.

It was at this moment that I wrote my first important paper in theoretical physics. I was 32 years old, 5 years beyond the alleged age of senility for theorists.

I am in the prime of my senility.

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

There are three signs of senility. The first sign is that a man forgets his theorems. The second sign is that he forgets to zip up. The third sign is that he forgets to zip down.