Santa Quotes

Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it.

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

I split my time between Santa Barbara and Aspen. I live on a pretty fast horse.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Santa was a fake.

When Tim Allen made The Santa Clause, I thought that was a delightful film. It took a modern sensibility but layered onto it a kind of sentiment.

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

The only school that let me in was U.C. Santa Cruz, which is where I went. They didn't have a journalism program, so I took sociology, which is the closest thing to journalism.

Ronald has had bicycle safety and safety in the home. Yes, Ronald is McDonald's, second most recognised figure after Santa Claus, and there's an element of obviously benefiting your business.

Texas, to be respected must be polite. Santa Anna living, can be of incalculable benefit to Texas; Santa Anna dead, would just be another dead Mexican.

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.

Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it, he was also very judgmental.

A group of us started a community center in Santa Monica. We've tried different programs, and three have worked really well. A poetry group. Once a week we visit Venice High and talk to girls at risk.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.