Redneck Quotes

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

People look at you, and they've got just the perfect little box for you, the perfect category. Call you a redneck. Call you a hillbilly. Like those were insults.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life.

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

The grand irony, however, is that Southern segregation was not brought to an end, nor redneck violence dramatically reduced, by violence.

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up.

'WASP' is the only ethnic term that is in fact a term of class, apart from redneck, which is another word for the same group but who are in the lower social strata, so it's inexplicably tied up with social standing and culture and history in a way that the other hyphenations just are not.

My daughter is a redneck woman, she's a redneck girl.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.