Pathetic Quotes

We were sitting on the bus one day and there were 5 of us hanging out. There was only one beer left in the cooler and we actually all took a little cup and split it. It was a pathetic day in a rock and roll when five grown men have to be sitting there sharing a beer.

I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front of Princess Diana's funeral. How pathetic is that? That would have been the stupidest thing on the planet.

Hors d'oeuvres have always a pathetic interest for me; they remind me of one's childhood that one goes through wondering what the next course is going to be like - and during the rest of the menu one wishes one had eaten more of the hors d'oeuvres.

It was all about wanting to get revenge. Pathetic, really, but it still is the motivation.

We're kind of the comic relief of this movie because most of the stories are very dark. And that's why these plays were so great, because it's such a dark, dark universe that it becomes funny because it's just too pathetic.

I know of nothing more despicable and pathetic than a man who devotes all the hours of the waking day to the making of money for money's sake.

Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential.

Men are hung up on breasts. They're looking at the titty dinner. It's pathetic.

I like to think of myself as a New Yorker, which is pathetic.

The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but has no vision.

I'm a hopeless mother; a hopeless wife; I have to try harder. I'm just a pathetic case history, really.

To copy others is necessary, but to copy oneself is pathetic.