Moron Quotes

What kind of moron would go to work for half the amount of money, when they could sit at home and collect what's written in a contract?

The computer is a moron.

Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.

I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.

George W Bush is like a bad comic working the crowd, a moron, if you'll pardon the expression.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential.

I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.

I don't want to tell your story because you're a insensitive, self-centered moron. I've told a lot of stories about young people, and I always feel there's hope.

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.

Some people think I'm a total moron and I would hope most people think I'm very good at what I do.

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron.

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.

I couldn't help feeling people thought I was a moron, and my self-imposed insecurity constantly bedeviled me.