Middle-aged Quotes

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.

Ten-year-old boys move differently than middle-aged women, who move differently than athletic guys, who move differently than government bureaucrats.

No matter how old a mother is she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

I dress up as a middle-aged prostitute and do a game show.

Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old.

Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits.