Quotes By Kathy Griffin

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

Have I gone too far?

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

I'm basically always on tour.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

I am in love with Larry David.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

My act is based on my life.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.