Men Quotes

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

The only two men I have time for are Barack Obama and my trainer.

I have always run as hard as I can. You are not going to run any harder with or without men. You are running on your own two feet.

I always liked co-ed events best so we have two men and two women on each team.

All the men in my life have been two things: an epic and an epidemic.

Two kinds of men generally best succeed in political life; men of no principle, but of great talent; and men of no talent, but of one principle - that of obedience to their superiors.

The human species, according to the best theory I can form of it, is composed of two distinct races, the men who borrow and the men who lend.

Like 'Twin Peaks,' '24,' 'Mad Men,' and 'The Sopranos' before it, 'Downton Abbey' enriches the iconography and collective lore of pop culture. It replenishes the stream.

The rich man who gives, steals twice over. First he steals the money and then the hearts of men.

The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten.

The ideas gained by men before they are twenty-five are practically the only ideas they shall have in their lives.

Of course, the young male demographic has always been the target demographic for 'Star Trek,' the men ageing fifteen to about twenty-five or thirty, a very tough market to appeal to.

If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious.

A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance.

You have been tried by twelve good men and true, not of your peers but as high above you as heaven is of hell, and they have said you are guilty.

Jesus picked up twelve men from the bottom ranks of business and forged them into an organisation that conquered the world.

In the evening every man looks the same. Like penguins. Women have a special dress for that event; men, the same tuxedo.

When men have money and power they get turned on, sexually. They get horny as hell. Can't imagine why, though.

Network heads don't seemed to be turned off by the men who get older.

There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.

True godliness does not turn men out of the world, but enables them to live better in it and excites their endeavors to mend it.

To be a leader of men one must turn one's back on men.

If you live for fame, men may turn against you.

I've always been the breadwinner and men don't like that. They turn on you. They bite the hand that feeds them. Eventually, too, they become very jealous of the love one has with an audience.

Lives of great men oft remind us as we o'er their pages turn, That we too may leave behind us - Letters that we ought to burn.

There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.

All men are homosexual, some turn straight. It must be very odd to be a straight man because your sexuality is hopelessly defensive. It's like an ideal of racial purity.

Men are like the earth and we are the moon; we turn always one side to them, and they think there is no other, because they don't see it - but there is.

Turkeys, quails, and small birds, are here to be seen; but birds are not numerous in desart forests; they draw near to the habitations of men, as I have constantly observed in all my travels.

We've all known a John Tucker. We've either known one, dated one or our best friend has dated one. I think a lot of men at one point or another have been a John Tucker.