Matrimony Quotes

So that ends my first experience of matrimony, which I always thought a highly over-rated performance.

There is no road to wealth so easy and respectable as that of matrimony.

Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had.

Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony.

I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There's one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything.

I see no room in holy Scripture for any sexual activity outside of matrimony.

The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.

Expect nothing at all and accept as a joyful surprise whatever good you find in matrimony.

Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.

A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.

In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice; because I will not have anybody's torments in this world or the next laid to my charge.

'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion.

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into - matrimony.

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.

Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.

The critical period in matrimony is breakfast-time.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

Matrimony; the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented.